omg my eyes what is going on aldkfjslfkjs
HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME
What the
omg my eyes what is going on aldkfjslfkjs
HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME
What the
last year I was in the middle of times square on black friday and this guy said “EVERYONE LET ME GET THINGS STRAIGHT, YOU ARE NOT SEEING THINGS. I AM BLACK AND TODAY IS FRIDAY”
tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*
me: Chill
why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms
because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones
i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
*they’re
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
*they’re
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck
Stop only supporting trans girls who you find “feminine” or “passable” lol.
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
for 2015: